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# Sperm to rum
One of Jesus's lesser-known miracles
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# i'm still not sure i'd drink it
water to wine is one thing

perhaps even boiling piss into wine

but this is too far.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Unbeliever!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Ah that wasn't a milk moustache
but the fermented jizz of his disciples
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
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(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
Pissing Wine and cummin' Rum,
Here's comes Jesus, the party's begun!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# now that's a jesus everyone can get behind
or infront of

er, hang on a minute.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Forgot to mention he also shits fish and bread too!
PARTY!
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)