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# Prof. Brian Cox leaning out of a spaceship to piss on Saturn's rings.
While Sir Patrick Moore watches from earth through his telescope, masturbating furiously.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I don't think the old boy can manage a fury wank these days.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Perhaps he could manage a furry wank though
with the help of a squirrel with tits.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# It's amazing how often someone is watching and wanking
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Round here it's not, as you well know.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)