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# Fucking hell.
*submits 'can we get a separate board for this tirseome dogshit?' query to bugs and feature requests*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# ^ this
mind you moggy is catch 22
ignore: breathe a sigh of relief but miss all the biting replies
don't ignore: enjoy all the biting replies but be driven slowly mad by the mogsters compete batshitness
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Two people starting threads bleating OH GOD WHAT SHOULD I DRAW PLEASE TELL ME?
And then another when they've basically drawn what they want is a bit much. Fucking draw whatever. Then post it. We don't need a fucking preamble.

1pm: WHAT SHOULD I EAT TODAY THREAD
4pm: HERE'S WHAT I SHAT OUT THREAD SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW FOR THE SAME INTERMINABLE PROCESS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# If you're shitting out your lunch 3 hours later
you should probably see your doctor.

But otherwise, I concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I only ever eat Softmints and lager.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# The diet of KINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# SCURVY KINGS UNITE!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# sometimes if I eat some greasy food
the greasefarts start occuring before the expected typical 4 hours digestion period
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# these never used to be a problem
I used to do them

but then I realised I really couldn't be arsed to draw what other people wanted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I'm probably just too hungover.
Just every day, a new thread featuring essentially nothing but the words 'Johnny Fuckwad's Pencil Station!: what shall I draw in this hour?!' next to a two second scrawl of a tapir with a glass eye shouting the word 'HOIST!!!'. And then 90 minutes later picture of what you were always going to draw anyway.

Go to Covent Garden. Ask them. Draw what THEY say. At least you'll make a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I'm clearly in a bad mood.
I better go see if I can wank this out.

Thanks everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# just go for a wander about outside
and laugh at stupid outside twats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# HEH
have you seen my attempts at renditions of actual people

I'm not entirely successful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# YES! THIS! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)