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Let's talk time. : )
Some people said 'You should not stop JJ fan!!' to me. So I have problem. Please help me. :( But I will ignore to 'An unrelated story and too terrible joke'. Sorry. If you gave best idea for me, I'll accept draw art. Moggy is really in trouble....
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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Draw a dog running down the street with a string of sausages in it's mouth
In the distance the a butcher can be seen shaking his fist.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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Plz see theme.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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Forget JollyJack
Forget b3ta These are not the droids you are looking for.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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Ooh look what I found:
A JollyJack fan forum And another And a facebook group I may be miles off the mark here, but do you not think that these people might give slightly more of a fuck about your JollyJack obsession than we do?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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ahaha
lol wut I'm going to make my own 4 panel webcomic! I'll show you all then I'll get fans! yeah!!!!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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Been there, done that.
Got the T-shirt. Both of them, actually.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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Yeah
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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Shopping comics is good, too. :)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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and just making the covers
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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*subscribes*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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I read this before the Saturday morning cartoon came out.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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They changed it to Minge-Mouthed for the cartoon
But to sweeten the deal they let me put in an extra four helmets and a free-fall cumshot
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:45,
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I love the theme tune. It wasn't Saturday morning without it.
"Labe, Labier, Labiest" by Simon and Garfunkel.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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They recorded that for free because they were fans
I never told them I hated their guts.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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It really is sad to see them whoring out
but hey, it's a kickass theme tune.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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LET'S COMIC!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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FUCK YES
I'd love to see the adventures of CUNT-MOUTHED CANCER PROTECTOR
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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It's out of print now following a legal dispute with Donald Trump
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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YES!
Threadsave!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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I already join JollyJack fan forum.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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So go and bother them
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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I still bored.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Go and draw some shit manga or something
Don't post it here
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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BTW I have question about his sig.
"JollyJack quite likes his human nature" Is it yours? he saying about you? :(
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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Yes, you've got it exactly right
Well done, you've seen through our "thinly-veiled open hostility" ruse and deduced that we're actually in league with each other specifically to send you coded messages through the medium of board sigs.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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I want to rebel against people like you.
*Loading a bullet to the gun*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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PUT THE GUN TO YOUR HEAD
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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*Pressed a gun in your mouth*
Do you like green pineapple? :D Heh heh
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:30,
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このボード上の誰もがあなたが離れて行くだろう願って
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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The spelling mistake in the chapter that you should read
makes it all the better
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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Go and eat some bad fugu you tiresome retarded utter belmqueen
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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have you ever considered death?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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It's always in need of help...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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It says underneath that you will accept requests.
A dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in it's mouth is my request. If you want to stop being JollyJacks fan that is up to you. Due to your misunderstandings of the nuances of the English language, you continually seem to think his posts are veiled slights at yourself. Some undoubtedly are, though most are not and have nothing to do with you. Most of his posts have nothing to do with you being here, although you seem to think they do. I know you won't understand any of what I've just written and that's entirely the point. Our cultures are a world apart and you're not going to understand us by talking to b3ta. We will not help. We cannot. Go away and learn some english if you're serious. Otherwise, please stop posting here. You never post anything funny, either.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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an endless string of sausages
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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needs to both. advice and request.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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We're not here to give you advice.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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Or requests, come to that
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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you advice a fuck
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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Okay, look at my post again, I edited it for clarity.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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As your attorney
I advise you to draw a dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in its mouth.
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fuscous ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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あーそーですか、素晴らしいアドバイスありがとよ。 あんたのリクエストは一生受けないから安心しろ。
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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I don't understand. Just like you don't seem to understand us.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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And there's no reply. What a surprise.
It's like trying to reason with jelly. MODS! What will it take to stop this madness?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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the're probably laughing their arses off and I don't blame them :)
It's like with Big Brother - the producers always make sure there is at least one complete fruit and nutjob in the house to 'mix things up a bit'. I actually think Moggy is Cr3
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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I thought it was Leningrad
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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If it isn't really Japanese
I think it's drbroon
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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I think it's time he or she was given their marching orders.
You can put them on ignore but it doesn't stop it affecting the rest of /board.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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She's just blowing smoke up your arse.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:14,
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I hate cigarettes
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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If it looks like a troll and acts like a troll...chances are it's a troll.
I think it's quite obvious that you are copying Jolly Jack's request threads (which are pure shit). You're a stalker.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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I'm NOT stalker.
:P You're STUPID. I'm NOT bad anything. バーカ
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:54,
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Yes. No. Yes. I can't read Japanese.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:35,
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It says "barking", but I think she means "yiffing"
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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who is Bell??
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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Ohh
THAT Bell...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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Shopping is a feeling
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fuscous ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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To thoroughly cleanse yourself of JollyJack
you should draw Freebase doing something amusing with non-animal characters
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11,
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She's human.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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Well how about a nice pic of Freebase
playing basketball with her?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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Freddie was better with the 'tache
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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we've seen this many times
Why not post something you haven't posted here before? On second thoughts, probably best if you don't. You know. Cause of that other stuff you draw.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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Is unpersuasive.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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a squid crawling out of your cunt and your tits are baby penises
^_____________________^
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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I've had that dream too
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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Oh dear sweet donkey-raping bastard monkey zombie Jesus titty-fucking Christ on a cunting bike
to give him his full name
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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Sorry. I do not know the situation well. and bored something.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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It would be nice to see something with Bartleberrys
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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The Revenge Of The Evil Stoat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14,
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toats?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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Foxy stoat?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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...seeks pig
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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for pubs, cinema and maybe more...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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You shouldn't have to rely on other people's opinions to judge your fandom.
But I have to say, your non-JJ work is a lot more bearable.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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draw a psycho hose beast
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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I love that term.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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A Victorian steel magnate is furtively entering a knocking shop
He looks this way and that before going in to make sure he is not observed. He only wants to inspect their girders.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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Isn't it gone 11pm in Japan?
Go to bed.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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But is's 2.20pm in Cirencester
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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I'm working now.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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Oh.
In that case, mind the M25, it's backed up near South Mimms
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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Yes.
It is a bit south Mimmsy today.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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Moggy doesn't strike me as the sleeping type.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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+ spotty
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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not at all
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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sorry, it's a reference to popular cult BBC comedy show of th 80s, "The Young Ones"
not a slight on your facial unblemishment
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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NO-ONE TELLS ME WHAT TIME TO GO TO BED!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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a robot piloted by a cute kitten with an eye patch
who is trying to save the Kitten princess who is cowering with fear with her kitten attendants in the doomed Kitten Princess's Palace of Mittens which is about to be destroyed by the space cyborg kittens as a warning to the other kittens about the futility of the Royal Kitten family's resistance to the great Cyborg Kitten Empire as it tears bloodthirsty scars out of peaceful planet Kittenia on it's selfish quest to rule the universe with an iron paw.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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A rather forlorn Samurai Warrior
a little down and unhappy, who, to his surprise enters a Balloon Shop :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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A potato
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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an M&S potato?
That ain't just any potato.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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ohh I think good yours.
:D
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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THE CHOSEN ONE!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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Yeah. : )
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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XD Thanks!!! :D
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:26,
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Fucking hell.
*submits 'can we get a separate board for this tirseome dogshit?' query to bugs and feature requests*
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23,
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^ this
mind you moggy is catch 22 ignore: breathe a sigh of relief but miss all the biting replies don't ignore: enjoy all the biting replies but be driven slowly mad by the mogsters compete batshitness
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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Two people starting threads bleating OH GOD WHAT SHOULD I DRAW PLEASE TELL ME?
And then another when they've basically drawn what they want is a bit much. Fucking draw whatever. Then post it. We don't need a fucking preamble. 1pm: WHAT SHOULD I EAT TODAY THREAD 4pm: HERE'S WHAT I SHAT OUT THREAD SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW FOR THE SAME INTERMINABLE PROCESS
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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Ha ha ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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If you're shitting out your lunch 3 hours later
you should probably see your doctor. But otherwise, I concur!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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I only ever eat Softmints and lager.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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The diet of KINGS!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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SCURVY KINGS UNITE!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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sometimes if I eat some greasy food
the greasefarts start occuring before the expected typical 4 hours digestion period
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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these never used to be a problem
I used to do them but then I realised I really couldn't be arsed to draw what other people wanted
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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I'm probably just too hungover.
Just every day, a new thread featuring essentially nothing but the words 'Johnny Fuckwad's Pencil Station!: what shall I draw in this hour?!' next to a two second scrawl of a tapir with a glass eye shouting the word 'HOIST!!!'. And then 90 minutes later picture of what you were always going to draw anyway. Go to Covent Garden. Ask them. Draw what THEY say. At least you'll make a tenner.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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I'm clearly in a bad mood.
I better go see if I can wank this out. Thanks everyone.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:23,
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just go for a wander about outside
and laugh at stupid outside twats
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35,
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HEH
have you seen my attempts at renditions of actual people I'm not entirely successful
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:34,
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YES! THIS! NOW!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16,
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think of something really shit, mangafy it, then post it somewhere else
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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Sue Pollard being beaten to death with a Fender Stratocaster
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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Oh hi Dave.
You left your Jacamo loyalty card here.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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I wish you'd lived in Fukishima.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet. ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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Now now, that's not terribly nice
especially as there were fresh quakes just an hour ago near Yawatajuku Station, which might be easier to get to
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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あんた最低だね ちなみにその日本語間違ってる。
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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hahahaha ufffff
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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A pot noodle wanking.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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the town crier of Cirencester proclaiming the shitness of your arts to one and all
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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he may look like this
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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minge hat
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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The minge related backstory to this hat must be explained.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Really...who gives a fuck?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12,
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look at me
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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Hmm what?
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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something funny
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augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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I think part of the problem may be
that you seem to think there might be other people who will take you as seriously as you seem to take yourself. This is a mistake. Trust me I'm old. Now bugger off.
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54,
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