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# Let's talk time. : )
Some people said 'You should not stop JJ fan!!' to me.
So I have problem. Please help me. :(
But I will ignore to 'An unrelated story and too terrible joke'. Sorry.
If you gave best idea for me, I'll accept draw art.
Moggy is really in trouble....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Draw a dog running down the street with a string of sausages in it's mouth
In the distance the a butcher can be seen shaking his fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Plz see theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Forget JollyJack
Forget b3ta

These are not the droids you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh look what I found:
A JollyJack fan forum
And another
And a facebook group

I may be miles off the mark here, but do you not think that these people might give slightly more of a fuck about your JollyJack obsession than we do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# ahaha
lol wut

I'm going to make my own 4 panel webcomic!

I'll show you all

then I'll get fans! yeah!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Been there, done that.


Got the T-shirt. Both of them, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Shopping comics is good, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# and just making the covers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# I read this before the Saturday morning cartoon came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# They changed it to Minge-Mouthed for the cartoon
But to sweeten the deal they let me put in an extra four helmets and a free-fall cumshot
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I love the theme tune. It wasn't Saturday morning without it.
"Labe, Labier, Labiest" by Simon and Garfunkel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# They recorded that for free because they were fans
I never told them I hated their guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It really is sad to see them whoring out
but hey, it's a kickass theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# LET'S COMIC!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# FUCK YES
I'd love to see the adventures of CUNT-MOUTHED CANCER PROTECTOR

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# It's out of print now following a legal dispute with Donald Trump
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# YES!
Threadsave!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
I already join JollyJack fan forum.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# So go and bother them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I still bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Go and draw some shit manga or something
Don't post it here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# BTW I have question about his sig.
"JollyJack quite likes his human nature"
Is it yours? he saying about you?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Yes, you've got it exactly right
Well done, you've seen through our "thinly-veiled open hostility" ruse and deduced that we're actually in league with each other specifically to send you coded messages through the medium of board sigs.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I want to rebel against people like you.
*Loading a bullet to the gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# PUT THE GUN TO YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# *Pressed a gun in your mouth*
Do you like green pineapple?
:D Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10717534
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
#
このボード上の誰もがあなたが離れて行くだろう願って
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# The spelling mistake in the chapter that you should read
makes it all the better

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Go and eat some bad fugu you tiresome retarded utter belmqueen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# have you ever considered death?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# It's always in need of help...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kXl8LyD_JA
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It says underneath that you will accept requests.
A dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in it's mouth is my request.

If you want to stop being JollyJacks fan that is up to you. Due to your misunderstandings of the nuances of the English language, you continually seem to think his posts are veiled slights at yourself. Some undoubtedly are, though most are not and have nothing to do with you. Most of his posts have nothing to do with you being here, although you seem to think they do. I know you won't understand any of what I've just written and that's entirely the point.
Our cultures are a world apart and you're not going to understand us by talking to b3ta. We will not help. We cannot. Go away and learn some english if you're serious. Otherwise, please stop posting here.

You never post anything funny, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# an endless string of sausages
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# needs to both. advice and request.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# We're not here to give you advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Or requests, come to that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
you advice a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Okay, look at my post again, I edited it for clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# As your attorney
I advise you to draw a dog running away from a butchers shop with a string of sausages in its mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
#
あーそーですか、素晴らしいアドバイスありがとよ。
あんたのリクエストは一生受けないから安心しろ。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I don't understand. Just like you don't seem to understand us.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# And there's no reply. What a surprise.
It's like trying to reason with jelly. MODS! What will it take to stop this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# the're probably laughing their arses off and I don't blame them :)
It's like with Big Brother - the producers always make sure there is at least one complete fruit and nutjob in the house to 'mix things up a bit'. I actually think Moggy is Cr3
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I thought it was Leningrad
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# If it isn't really Japanese
I think it's drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I think it's time he or she was given their marching orders.
You can put them on ignore but it doesn't stop it affecting the rest of /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# She's just blowing smoke up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I hate cigarettes
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# If it looks like a troll and acts like a troll...chances are it's a troll.
I think it's quite obvious that you are copying Jolly Jack's request threads (which are pure shit). You're a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# I'm NOT stalker.
:P You're STUPID.
I'm NOT bad anything.
バーカ
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I can't read Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:35, archived)
# It says "barking", but I think she means "yiffing"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# who is Bell??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Ohh

THAT Bell...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Shopping is a feeling
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# To thoroughly cleanse yourself of JollyJack
you should draw Freebase doing something amusing with non-animal characters
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# She's human.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Well how about a nice pic of Freebase
playing basketball with her?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Freddie was better with the 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# we've seen this many times
Why not post something you haven't posted here before? On second thoughts, probably best if you don't. You know. Cause of that other stuff you draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Is unpersuasive.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# a squid crawling out of your cunt and your tits are baby penises
^_____________________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I've had that dream too
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear sweet donkey-raping bastard monkey zombie Jesus titty-fucking Christ on a cunting bike
to give him his full name
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Sorry. I do not know the situation well. and bored something.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# It would be nice to see something with Bartleberrys
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# The Revenge Of The Evil Stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# toats?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Foxy stoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ...seeks pig
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# for pubs, cinema and maybe more...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# You shouldn't have to rely on other people's opinions to judge your fandom.
But I have to say, your non-JJ work is a lot more bearable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# draw a psycho hose beast
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I love that term.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A Victorian steel magnate is furtively entering a knocking shop
He looks this way and that before going in to make sure he is not observed.

He only wants to inspect their girders.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Isn't it gone 11pm in Japan?
Go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# But is's 2.20pm in Cirencester
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I'm working now.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Oh.
In that case, mind the M25, it's backed up near South Mimms
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Yes.
It is a bit south Mimmsy today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Moggy doesn't strike me as the sleeping type.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# + spotty
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# sorry, it's a reference to popular cult BBC comedy show of th 80s, "The Young Ones"
not a slight on your facial unblemishment
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# NO-ONE TELLS ME WHAT TIME TO GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# a robot piloted by a cute kitten with an eye patch
who is trying to save the Kitten princess who is cowering with fear with her kitten attendants in the doomed Kitten Princess's Palace of Mittens which is about to be destroyed by the space cyborg kittens as a warning to the other kittens about the futility of the Royal Kitten family's resistance to the great Cyborg Kitten Empire as it tears bloodthirsty scars out of peaceful planet Kittenia on it's selfish quest to rule the universe with an iron paw.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# A rather forlorn Samurai Warrior
a little down and unhappy, who, to his surprise
enters a Balloon Shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A potato
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# an M&S potato?
That ain't just any potato.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# ohh I think good yours.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# THE CHOSEN ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# XD Thanks!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Fucking hell.
*submits 'can we get a separate board for this tirseome dogshit?' query to bugs and feature requests*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# ^ this
mind you moggy is catch 22
ignore: breathe a sigh of relief but miss all the biting replies
don't ignore: enjoy all the biting replies but be driven slowly mad by the mogsters compete batshitness
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Two people starting threads bleating OH GOD WHAT SHOULD I DRAW PLEASE TELL ME?
And then another when they've basically drawn what they want is a bit much. Fucking draw whatever. Then post it. We don't need a fucking preamble.

1pm: WHAT SHOULD I EAT TODAY THREAD
4pm: HERE'S WHAT I SHAT OUT THREAD SEE YOU AGAIN TOMORROW FOR THE SAME INTERMINABLE PROCESS
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# If you're shitting out your lunch 3 hours later
you should probably see your doctor.

But otherwise, I concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I only ever eat Softmints and lager.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# The diet of KINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# SCURVY KINGS UNITE!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# sometimes if I eat some greasy food
the greasefarts start occuring before the expected typical 4 hours digestion period
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# these never used to be a problem
I used to do them

but then I realised I really couldn't be arsed to draw what other people wanted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I'm probably just too hungover.
Just every day, a new thread featuring essentially nothing but the words 'Johnny Fuckwad's Pencil Station!: what shall I draw in this hour?!' next to a two second scrawl of a tapir with a glass eye shouting the word 'HOIST!!!'. And then 90 minutes later picture of what you were always going to draw anyway.

Go to Covent Garden. Ask them. Draw what THEY say. At least you'll make a tenner.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# I'm clearly in a bad mood.
I better go see if I can wank this out.

Thanks everyone.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# just go for a wander about outside
and laugh at stupid outside twats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:35, archived)
# HEH
have you seen my attempts at renditions of actual people

I'm not entirely successful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# YES! THIS! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# think of something really shit, mangafy it, then post it somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Sue Pollard being beaten to death with a Fender Stratocaster
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Oh hi Dave.
You left your Jacamo loyalty card here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I wish you'd lived in Fukishima.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Now now, that's not terribly nice
especially as there were fresh quakes just an hour ago near Yawatajuku Station, which might be easier to get to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
#
あんた最低だね
ちなみにその日本語間違ってる。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha ufffff
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# A pot noodle wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# the town crier of Cirencester proclaiming the shitness of your arts to one and all
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# he may look like this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# minge hat
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# The minge related backstory to this hat must be explained.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Really...who gives a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# look at me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hmm what?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# something funny
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I think part of the problem may be
that you seem to think there might be other people who will take you as seriously as you seem to take yourself.
This is a mistake. Trust me I'm old.
Now bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)