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# I had a long-distance relationship with a girl from Texas a couple of years ago.
That all fell through when she was convinced she was born a guy, drew a beard on her face (with permanent marker) and posted pictures all over Facebook.

Don't get me wrong, she was a very nice person... just... weird.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Wow, that's pretty intense... :s
Coincidentally, about 6 years ago I had an msn buddy from Texas called Candace Winklevoss (honestly!) who was a photographer and occasionally she sent me wav files as greetings
I so have to stitch them together into a dance track or something, it'd be epic :)
"So Robby, we should go take some pictures and thennnn... go rock out werewolf style aaaaaaaand.... yeah! That's what ah got!"
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# That's quite cool :D this girl wasn't Candace Winklevoss by the way.
It's all quite a shame, because I got on really well with her, but... yeah, she's a bit of a loose cannon. I guess I just attract that kind. XD
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I've known a few people like that (obviously not quite like *that*, if you know what I mean)
When they're 'up' they're a joy to talk to, but when they're 'down' it can be *really* hard work...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Describes this girl in a nutshell.
If I even seemed a little bit uninterested (and believe me, I wanted to help), she'd throw a hissy-fit and disappear for a while.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# She sounds awesome!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# She was really funny, can't remember why we stopped talking now...
One of my favourite sound files from her is "I'm just gonna eat a chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell because it's so A-A-A-A-AMAZING!!!" like an infomercial :) Curse my lack of sound-editing skills!
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# You should have chopped your willy off and put baloons up your top...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha! The whole Buffalo Bill routine... that would have scared her shitless.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I never knew he was a transexual.... or did he catch the clap...
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 16:15, archived)