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# Well, I'm not a legal professional
so all I can really do is just strip naked and roll around the floor.


*strips naked*

*rolls about*

OH MAN! Best feeling ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# If only everyone who isn't a legal professional had this kind of sense
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Indeed, the world would be a happier more rolled upon place.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Fortunately, whilst I am not a legal professional
whilst I am not a legal professionalall I can do is film people rolling around on the floor having first stripped naked

*filums*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Interestingly enough I am
actually a legal professional (no, really) who specialises in this sort of thing (I usually write these sorts of letters (though my ones are much, much better)). Despite this all I can do is also film people rolling around on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# This shall also be my defence in court should the situation arise
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# No!
Use the 'Chewbacca' defence. Never fails.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)