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# Spores
Spores from the over-priced artisanal mushrooms they're delivering.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Who's Arti, and why is he parting so easily with his rectal fungi?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# lesser known facts
Arti was a pioneer in the emerging field of Mycology in the 18th century. Due to a rare and exotic condition he unfortunately managed to cultivate a colony of fungi in his rectum, and is believed to have coined the term "toadstool".
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# LIES
'Toadstool' originates from the 15th Century, from the first observation of a mutant strain of amphibian with opposable thumbs, who were using crude clubs to batter each other senseless
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Sadly,
A mere prank executed by Arti subsequent to his invention of the time machine on a long Easter weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)