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# how do you know this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# My nan used to have a poem for it
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lipstick on sharks
Makes then scarier
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# haiku
i bought some lipstick
i put it on a sharks lip
i french kissed the shark
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Frustratingly open-ended:
I want to know what happens next!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
there once was a shark from nantucket
who one day, out shopping, said "fuck it"
some lipstick she bought
male sharks, off she fought
while humans agreed lipstick makes sharks scarier
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# fuck, dude, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Human Penis
Female Sharkgina



It begins and ends here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hmm, now I think of it
sharks in drag *would* be a little sinister...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Sharky & Boy George
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# where Sharky is played by Christopher Biggins
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Imagination: blown
Cor, Sharky and George... memories of getting up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning and switching on Channel 4 for some mediocre cartoonage...
Happy b3taday! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# thanks
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I mean look at that shit


TERRIFYING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I TAKE IT ALL BACK
*runs* *swims*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# this doesn't look very sinister
EDIT: Cue Hall & Oates' 'Maneater'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# *swims back, intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Nobody said anything about a fucking wig
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :(
b3ta.com/board/10738721
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# the compo is not boners
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# how come none of the choices is ever veiny :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# This is all part of your treatment
you are in a coma
this is the only way we can talk to you

PLEASE WAKE UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# dude, your freaking me right the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# PLEASE WAKE UP
YOUR KIDS NEED A FATHER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# KIDS?!?
*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# it's a shit rag
it's just billowing underwater
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# yes i agree

bonus points if you recognise the lips
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# it's things like this that will bring back naked scuba-diving
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Kinda makes me think of the lips on the Blistex box?
I'm so tempted to put 'sharks in drag' on the challenge suggestion page now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# DO IT
I WILL VOTE FOR IT SO HARD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# dew it nao!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Spartacus!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# THE CHOICE IS MADE
(I keep indiscriminately writing in CAPS today, dunno why)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# yes good, i voted for this
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1582466
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)