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# interpretive Fan-Art
Based on Mofaha's b3ta.com/board/10738486
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# i wondered what the fuck was gannin on til i saw the link
jolly good show, sir
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Snip Snap Pedro, bite my tail.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# i wish people had tails :(
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Holla at ya, dawg
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# The pipe tobacco would probably improve the seal's breath.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# how do you know this ?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Have you never kissed a seal??
Christ, I thought we all did that.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# i did sleep with a sea lion once
I was drunk
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# i bet that was in your autocomplete :)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# i don't have an autocomplete
but if i did it would be in there
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] candles
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah Pedro get out there and french a seal like a big man
what the hell is wrong with you
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Yay! The Piscine Centipede.
Ummm... centifin.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Sharks would be much less terrifying
if they all wore lipstick
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# That would actually make them scarier
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# how do you know this?
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# My nan used to have a poem for it
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lipstick on sharks
Makes then scarier
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# haiku
i bought some lipstick
i put it on a sharks lip
i french kissed the shark
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Frustratingly open-ended:
I want to know what happens next!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
there once was a shark from nantucket
who one day, out shopping, said "fuck it"
some lipstick she bought
male sharks, off she fought
while humans agreed lipstick makes sharks scarier
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# fuck, dude, NO!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Human Penis
Female Sharkgina



It begins and ends here.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Hmm, now I think of it
sharks in drag *would* be a little sinister...
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Sharky & Boy George
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# where Sharky is played by Christopher Biggins
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Imagination: blown
Cor, Sharky and George... memories of getting up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning and switching on Channel 4 for some mediocre cartoonage...
Happy b3taday! :)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# thanks
thanks
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I mean look at that shit


TERRIFYING
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I TAKE IT ALL BACK
*runs* *swims*
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# this doesn't look very sinister
EDIT: Cue Hall & Oates' 'Maneater'
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# *swims back, intrigued*
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Nobody said anything about a fucking wig
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# the compo is not boners
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# how come none of the choices is ever veiny :(
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# This is all part of your treatment
you are in a coma
this is the only way we can talk to you

PLEASE WAKE UP
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# dude, your freaking me right the fuck out
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# PLEASE WAKE UP
YOUR KIDS NEED A FATHER
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# KIDS?!?
*goes back to sleep*
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# it's a shit rag
it's just billowing underwater
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# yes i agree

bonus points if you recognise the lips
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# it's things like this that will bring back naked scuba-diving
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Kinda makes me think of the lips on the Blistex box?
I'm so tempted to put 'sharks in drag' on the challenge suggestion page now...
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# DO IT
I WILL VOTE FOR IT SO HARD
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# dew it nao!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Spartacus!
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# THE CHOICE IS MADE
(I keep indiscriminately writing in CAPS today, dunno why)
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# yes good, i voted for this
(, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)