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# his models are great and there's one that i really like,
i'd be seriously tempted to bid on it, but i have my doubts about them arriving
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Gaz Wanky, see what he says.
Pfft. 'Gaz Wanky' sounds like someone from a 70's sex comedy.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# sounds positively awesomely cliché laden
A lost travelling saleswoman asking "Can you show me the way to Oldham"

Buying a nice pair of melons from the large breated lady at the fruitstall

Having the builders "in"

a door to door salesman selling "a lovely set of knockers"

And misc stereotypes.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# As long as 20% of the film is Robin Askwith fumbling with his trousers/overalls/dungarees in fast forward, I think we can get the funding.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Bid on it anyway
He'd be happy to know that folks want it. If he didnt fulfil the deal and send it out, then youve not lost anything, as payment is (presumably) sorted later.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)