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Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# you need intense heat as well though
so maybe a can of lighter fluid squirted up there too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Or maybe just some Tiger Balm up the tea-towel holder.
That'd do it
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# *winces*
reminds me of going for a piss after applying deep heat.
i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I'm sure Ferris would help him apply it...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The 80's sitcom Red Dwarf called. They want their joke back. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Ferris Bueller's Red Dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Damn that was the one. I got the decade:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# My Two Ferris's
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Married with Ferris
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)