Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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so maybe a can of lighter fluid squirted up there too
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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That'd do it
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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reminds me of going for a piss after applying deep heat.
i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
I suppose I could just about get away with peaing:

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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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Started with Joel's Pavarotti Loves Elephants thing on rathergood (can't be bothered to find the link).
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