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# 'ningles innies and outties.


I have no excuse other than I'm a spang slut.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:59, archived)
# haha she's way too old for him :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# He couldn't stand the pressure anyway.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Oh you are a spang slut today :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)
# She was on a diets so just went for the carat soup:D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# he's been in a vegetative state for years anyway
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
# It must be his first date he looks petrified :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)
# =)
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)
# you need intense heat as well though
so maybe a can of lighter fluid squirted up there too
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Or maybe just some Tiger Balm up the tea-towel holder.
That'd do it
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# *winces*
reminds me of going for a piss after applying deep heat.
i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I'm sure Ferris would help him apply it...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# The 80's sitcom Red Dwarf called. They want their joke back. :P
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Ferris Bueller's Red Dwarf?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Damn that was the one. I got the decade:P
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# My Two Ferris's
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Married with Ferris
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Haha!
Ace.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# It must have been Aardvark for her to resist eating him :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:27, archived)
# She must have ben (An)teatering on the brink of doing it
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)
# She's giving me the eye!
I suppose I could just about get away with peaing:
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)
# The eyes always make me wee.
Started with Joel's Pavarotti Loves Elephants thing on rathergood (can't be bothered to find the link).
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
very stern
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Oof!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# WANT!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Huzzah
I went to Walthamstow dog track once, they had a special Afghan hound charity race 1/2 way through the evening. Watching great big balls of fluff flying around a greyhound track is one of the funniest things I have ever seen :D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# !
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Seams good to me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# seams of coal?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# *taps nose and indicates correctness*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)
# I've seam worse
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# PR?.............That's a diamond in the rough.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha oh fuck
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)