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# i'm having an omelette with cheese
do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# No
cheese is horrible stuff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I'm sure you're doing it wrong...
Cheese is fantastic. You haven't only tried plastic cheese slices and spray on cheese and written off all cheeses from that have you?

Fanta stick picture, by the way.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I've tried every type of cheese
The only stuff I can stomach is cheese that doesn't taste of cheese, like mozarella, which tastes vaguely of milk

Anything stronger than a very mild cheddar it's hello projective vom time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# he probably eats the cheese that is veiny and hairy
hairy veiny cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Actually, I don't.
Although the way you phrase it makes it sound incredibly sexy. I'm not that adventurous, I just find that most of what I eat is improved by melting some cheese on to it.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# so this whole cheese thing
was just a ruse to benefit the local cheese marketing board!

I'm shocked! Completely shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# My mum used to be like that - Mozzarella was the only cheese she could stomach
However in her late 50s she found it to be a gateway to other cheeses, and she'll now quite happily have a pasta bake or shepherds' pie with cheddar on top of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Every so often I'll try it, to see if my tastes have changed
so far, they haven't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Can't ask more than that, eh?
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I would expect a man like you to get on very well with cheese
especially in conjunction with the Earl of Sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# You should see what we get up to when we think no-one is watching.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# but this is extra mature red leicester!
it's even got a dollop of branston pickle to go with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Don't make me throw up on you
actually, I'll take the pickle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# if you do, i'll throw up on you
and remember, i'm now full of cheesy omelette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Have you got the metric system over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# i think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)