This is me crow-wrangling, several years ago
It's completely unshopped except the sky, which originally had bits of sick in it.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:01,
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This is a closeup of my face
I've changed it now, got one with a cup holder.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:04,
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I don't have a picture of the new face but it looks a bit like this.
I've shopped in a cupholder. It came out pretty well.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:12,
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I think that if more dogs had cup holders, they would be more popular
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:27,
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See, as a crow-wrangler, I'd know to beware of this crow.This crow is not going to be easy to deal with. Crow-wranglers refer to this sort of crow as "difficult".
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:13,
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the 'cuntcrow'the cuntcrow has a higher pitched "caw" than the average crow, wrangling the cunt crow can be difficult due to the smell of shit which constantly seeps from it's ass, mouth,ears,eyes and nose.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:19,
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Throughout the history of crow-wrangling, there have been those few who thrived on the challenge of the cuntcrow.My friend and mentor, Jack "Sticky Hands" Snode, was such a man. He actually invented the Cuntcrow Capture Mitten. I know it's hard to believe but it's true.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:32,
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Wow, that right there is a Doris Dumpy, named after the inventor.As you probably know, the Snode has broader hips and an extruded snottling gauze.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:47,
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