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# Jessie J has been doorstep-papped by the newspapers trying to prove her sexuality one way or the other
In order to maintain her sexual ambiguity, she's contorting herself into a variety of different positions so that they can't see past her into the hallway, where a great dane, two identical vietnamese twins and Richard Madeley are finishing up and wiping themselves down with naan breads left over from the take-out they got the night before
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I'd love to see this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# This is quality writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)