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I don't care what they do

How can I book these guys for my funeral?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)

I'm not saying yesterday was surreal

But we seemed to decide my funeral will be attended by a 6 foot snail with a grin.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)

I'm going to get a ventriloquist at my funeral.

They're going to tie string to my body and make me dance to 'Agadoo'.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)

Get them to do the hokey-cokey as they put you in the coffin

Left-leg in, left-leg out, etc.

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)

And if they're not all up and clapping along to it, I've died in vain.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)

Use these guys, I get a finder's fee

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)

Lacist!

Oh, and nice "lol" slipped in there!

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

Excellent! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)

Oh, you didn't put an address

Never mind, I happen to know it's the dead centre of town.

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)

Hopefully somewhere near Bury.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)

Do they have an office in Gravesend?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

I might have to use a satnav... anyone here use a Tomb Tomb?

Also a vastly exhausted pea.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)

Funerlols

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)