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# Ha ha ha, fucking HELL.
The Blue Peter poster is the total icing on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Extra points if you can say why it's included :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Urban dictionary to the rescue
When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".


Or was it because John Noakes was once caught nobbing a turtle in the Blue Peter garden, while Janet Ellis frotted herself against Percy Throwers cold, wet, corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Remember that time when your mum wouldn't let you watch Newsround?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I suppose it explains that one episode of the Really Wild Show
where you could see a turtle with constantly bulging eyes... swimming a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Ellis > Ellis-Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Eh?
Mother/Daughter confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I'm saying that Janet Ellis is greater than Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
That's a fairly obvious statement though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I see what you mean.
But ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I was thinking more in the 80s.
When Ellis-Bextor was in her infancy.

Luckily, though, I also fuck kids.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Here's bum we splayed earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)
# well played Miss Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Young lady!

But as they say in Belgravia, "vey, vey, droll".
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Disturbingly, my local ice cream van's jingle is the Blue Peter theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# It's Johnny Briggs round this way
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)
# All I can remember about that show
is some dark-haired guy (Jonny's brother?) shoulder-charging the cellar door and then falling down the stairs inside, while mam becomes hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:47, archived)
# By the way, can I just say "B3TA Auction"?
This'll go down a storm
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)
#
I do have a couple of high-res pics in there SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM however I will insist on keep drawing /board things at screen resolution purely for Photoshop response time on my slow and shit computer, so 800 pixels wide printed on A4 might not look that great ;)
Far as I know the Auction's closed for new items now anyway, otherwise I'd do some custom Turtles porn while I'm in the right wrong frame of mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Your talents deserve a much more betterer setup.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Far too kind :)
Fingers crossed will be getting a new machine soon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Agreed
Let's all tell Adobe to hire some decent programmers who can actually write efficient software.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)
# One round my way when I was younger played The Colonel Bogie March
better known as "Hitler has only got one ball"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I've had a few different ones from around my area
like Match of the Day, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, the speeches of Adolf Hitler...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrWtFCXvhY
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)
# This is making me chuckle so much!
There's something in the way it trundles along nonchalently
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)
# excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:16, archived)
# That "32 flavors of vanilla" comment is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:24, archived)