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# FUCK ME, IT'S THE ART POLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:16, archived)
# "My testacles appear to have taken on the form of a large swan...
Now I may not know much about art, but I know what I like, and I don't like my testacles to take the form of a large swan."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:36, archived)
# Wise words.
Given their reputation for breaking arms one can imagine there to be
few hand-jobs in the offering if one were afflicted by swan balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
# What's good for the goose
Is good for the gander. And by the gander, I mean my cock. And by my cock, I mean you mum.

Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
# up the swanee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Honked up hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 7:42, archived)
# POW! RIGHT UP THE CLOACA.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)