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# I'm at work with a big fucking monitor
gist please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# He thinks we're are all cunts
He's probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I cut 'n' pasted it into Photoshop and rotated it a few times
I think I'm going to have to declare a complete and utter motherfucking blank on this one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# sorry
feel guilty now
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I wouldn't worry
There's loads of stuff I don't get about b3ta

Usually it involves sportball or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# whack up the contrast
it's says we're cunts in very feint text
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Well I knew that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# I am a cunt in bold text
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Try sliding lower in your seat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# So better advice would be:
"Copy this image into Photoshop and whack up the Levels to see what I think of my fellow B3tan's"

I don't get the monitor tilting shit at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# It works on my laptop screen
I can see the text if I tilt it just a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I've just looked at my work (flatscreen) monitor from all angles
it doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I can see it quite clearly when looking straight at it
It only disappears for me if I stand up and look down on it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I really can't see it on this monitor at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Now I look like a cunt in front of the office, peering at my monitor like some sort of fucking meerkat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# just accept the fact that you are a cunt, and be done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I know that
I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a cunt

It's just this tilting-monitor bollocks that's fraped my gizzard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I tilted my head instead.
It worked, but now I feel cheapened and insulted by the experience. I'm thinking of writing to Watchdog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:41, archived)