If you add up all the things in my life that suggest I'm going to die sooner
I probably should have been dead about five years already
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 7 May 2012, 18:03,
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Me too, I used to laugh at my doctor when he kept warning me....
Untill I had a heart attack last year;-)
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 7 May 2012, 18:09,
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Does this mean I have to live a reckless, wild life from now on
to make up for the accumulated 7 years right-handers would probably spend... I dunno... filling out forms or watching Countdown?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 May 2012, 18:03,
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Born the same year as Julianne Moore
In both cases, it's not enough to put me off.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 7 May 2012, 20:23,
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Saying that, Sigourney Weaver's about 60.
It's so disorienting when you see an actress or similar in their prime, like, 30 years ago, then you see them now.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 7 May 2012, 20:38,
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