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# Cheers Boris
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Yay! Shopping...
an event we might have a chance of winning ;) Glad to see the UK team are in shape...
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I like the illustrations on those posters.
That old lady scares me a bit
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Ah yes
another of the government's polite ways of saying "It's fucked up, deal with it"
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
# At least theyre admitting that shit will go down
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# "earn rewards for cycling and walking"?
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# probably "health points"
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# haha
"Get your Olympics® points® for cycling® and walking® because we've been so massively deluded about the capital's transport capacity, and you can spend them on products® from our Health Sponsors® such as McDonald's®, Coca-Cola® and Greasy Crispmakers®*"


* You can only spend your health points with these approved partners, and you're not allowed to talk about it on the Internet or anywhere else, or even think about them in a non-approved way, including thinking about them in your downstairs loo at 3am while sobbing away trying to come to terms with your crushing helplessness.
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
# mmmm - greasy crispmakers!
(, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:57, archived)