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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# It said on the brochure that he is an all loving and forgiving God
So i thought fuck it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, that's from the new testament. After the spin doctors had re-worked his image
Read the old testament and his true personality shines through. Totally Alan Sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# "How was I supposed to know?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# "Fuck you mean the lazy good for nothing actually exists - Explain Rupert Murdoch to me God!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# and there'll be further hell to pay
when he takes a look at your twitter account :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:07, archived)