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# Those kind of skullcrushing thighs
are exactly what I look for in a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I like my women like I like my coffee.
Milky, with one sugar and a hobnob. Erm, no, hang on.....that's not right.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Freezedried and stored in a cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# slightly elongated and distributed in small plastic bags?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Shipped over from South America?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 20 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Shat out by a Civet cat ?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Agitated with a spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Mesmerised by a slice of chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Hand-picked by peasants, roasted, and ground to a fine powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# In a plastic cup
(I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:00, archived)