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# That boy gets around


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After a long absence hopefully some cleaver sod hasn't beaten me to the punch.
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I have high hopes for him bringing home the Eurovision this year.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# His chances at Wimbledon are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Nope
no idea what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Muslim/cancer/death?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Really?
Or is it just b3ta footsoccerball denial at work?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# HoofSphere!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Well I am at work
and I'll admit I know it's probably about someone called John Terry, whose name I've heard in relation to the footballs.

That's it - I couldn't even name which team he plays for. Or what he does for that team. Or if he's a racist or a wifebeater or one of those superinjunction people.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I dunno, you tell me
is he an alien now? Is that the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# He's the pride of Engerland's The Footballs team
and a violent racist (allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ah right.
And this is funny because E.T. was a violent racist footballer too, presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# There is a reason behind it that makes it mildly amusing
but I can't really be arsed explaining!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Annoyingly, this is probably the best recap of things
www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2147331/The-mocking-John-Terry-Twitter.html

(annoying due to the Daily Fail-ness of the link)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I've read all of that
I still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Haa haa haaa! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# damn those cleaver sods
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 23 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
Ah, damn them! God damn them all to hell!
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Oh John, whatever next
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# What's that Justin Timberlake done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# why is he lifting a turtle above his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# To look at its twat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31, archived)