After a long absence hopefully some cleaver sod hasn't beaten me to the punch.
(HockmiesterKa Ka, Tukki Tukki!,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:42,
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I have high hopes for him bringing home the Eurovision this year.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:44,
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His chances at Wimbledon are excellent
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01,
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Nope
no idea what this is about
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:55,
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Muslim/cancer/death?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:58,
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Really?
Or is it just b3ta footsoccerball denial at work?
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 23 May 2012, 13:59,
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HoofSphere!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:05,
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Well I am at work
and I'll admit I know it's probably about someone called John Terry, whose name I've heard in relation to the footballs.
That's it - I couldn't even name which team he plays for. Or what he does for that team. Or if he's a racist or a wifebeater or one of those superinjunction people.
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:14,
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I dunno, you tell me
is he an alien now? Is that the joke?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:26,
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He's the pride of Engerland's The Footballs team
and a violent racist (allegedly)
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:34,
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Ah right.
And this is funny because E.T. was a violent racist footballer too, presumably?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:39,
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There is a reason behind it that makes it mildly amusing
but I can't really be arsed explaining!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:43,
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Fair enough
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 23 May 2012, 14:53,
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Annoyingly, this is probably the best recap of things