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# :) And now I have a mission for when I'm in germany
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# fuck, i'll have to try and beat you to it
it's like scott and amundsen all over again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# without the freezing to death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# No lets keep the threat of death
it adds to the tension
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# there's always a threat of death
we're all going to die sooner or later and very few of us know when
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I have a pretty good idea how I'll die
drowning in a sewer somewhere chocking on a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# If you play your cards right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i know how i want to die
either of an explosive orgasm or being taken down by a swat team in a hail of bullets, whilst i laugh maniacally on a rooftop after going utterly tonto with a minigun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# good point
amundsen didn't freeze to death though, which in this loose analogy gives me a distinct advantage
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# true
he got to say how valiant scott was in public, then laugh his non-frozen bollocks off behind closed doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# my speech on returning home
"paul_p was a damned good man with a sewer and a camera. hamburg proved too much for him but he died a hero, a man i'm proud to have ever had the chance to compete against. god bless."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# he'd kick your arse in paris
that place is one big sewer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :) Paris Catacombs
Don't challenge me underground
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# only the french could make a tourist attraction out of avenues of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# no shit in the catas
only human bones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# now i wouldn't mind seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# very true
i'll stick to the germanic countries where people know how to clean the streets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# my dad loves germany
when he got home from there, he was forever going on about how lovely and clean it was. then again, he was near the black forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# i lived in heidelberg for years
it's certainly very clean, if you ignore the rats in bismarckplatz
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# dad was in winterberg
although he did visit heidelberg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# It's a very nice part of the world
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# he was only there for 9 months in the 80's
doing the whole auf wiedersehn pet thing. i think they were working on thatched cottages. he brought me home a lovely pair of white leather snow white and the seven dwarfs clogs, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)