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# I can't believe someone found him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I wonder what his reaction would be
To seeing every shop that b3tans have done of him
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Upgrade to champagne and pain au chocolate.
Or whatever that is in German. Cough sweets and pickled cabbage or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# sekt und schweizercroissant oder scholokadencroissant
actually bananaweizen would be better than sekt. fuck sekt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Scholokaden sounds delicous
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# does to me, too
i think it's made out of sheep testicles
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Translation: Collapsing New Buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# scholokaden?
damn, i thought it was sheep balls :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Ignore me, I'm being a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta is meant to be a place for being a dick without people getting offended
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Ah, but we all love a good flounce, don't we!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# damn straight
we haven't had one in two weeks now, i'm beginning to get edgy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# two weeks?
who was that? and was it terminal?
one question, three parts, one rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:41, archived)
# that "two weeks' may actually be four or five
whoever it was flounced around the time that the hedgehog from hell hung up his hat. actually that was quite a long time back. no wonder i'm edgy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ls18?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# LEST WE FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ah, you mean clay
bastard, i wanted to bid on one of his little clay sculptures, but he disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:46, archived)
# He disappeared but not sure what happened to his dolls
They were "sold" for 6 quid, but not sure if the deal got done
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49, archived)
# damn, really?
i would paid a bit more than that. i was unsure about whether they would be delivered, so i didn't bid
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Yeh, shame really, all that.
That work was worth more than that - I would guess it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:00, archived)
# seriously, his clay work looked fucking awesome*
*i was overawed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# aha, so it was
quite a while back, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Wait, what?
THFH is gone?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# for a while, at least
he didn't like mods editing people's posts.

he'll be back. he's almost certainly reading this RIGHT NOW.

I SEE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY HOW MUCH I HATED HIM.
Looks like I missed that whole mod edit thing. I always miss the fun stuff. Always.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Blame HappyToast
Allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Ooh, I think I'll listen to a spot of EN now...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# My mate Steve managed to fall asleep in the centre of the crowd during their set at ATP a few years ago.
Fair enough. It wasn't like they were chucking fucking cutlery at huge sheets of metal or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# If he's a typical smug bastard,
it would be "They're paying attention to meee! I am wonderful!" and not giving a toss about anything else.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# He'd just be awfully smug about it all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# And want royalties
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# what's this, smug cunt's labyrinth?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# He's all mouth and no trousers, that lad
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# that's a grandma saying, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:13, archived)
# *sucks on mint imperial*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# what, werther's not good enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Meh, they cloy up me plate
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# that sounds impressively filthy and a bit sickening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# You just described me to a tee, Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:25, archived)
# this does not surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Now he has been found, we need the next b3ta bash on THAT balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# i'll be in hamburg in a couple of months time
i might try and track it down and have a photo taken of me with a paper, a croissant and an orange juice. i'll be looking very smug.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Do iiiiiiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# i shall most definitely give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# This has to be done. Plant a furtive flag there and claim it for planet b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
# two flags
one furtive, one noobmaster
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# now, tell me i'm a conspiracy theory type mentalist,
but doesn't google, perhaps facebook too, have some kind of method of working out where a pic was taken?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# given the sheer size of hamburg and the lack of decent evidence we've got i'm not sure that would work :(
i'm going to try though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# a balcony, some intersections and a red car
what more does google need?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:31, archived)
# the chance to drive around sniffing out details of everyones' wi-fi
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:34, archived)
# it's for the good of the people
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# banner's first name is robert, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# was david his middle name?
that's a very scottish thing to do. not that i know whether the hulk was scottish, or not

oh and stop trying to confuse me, it'll never work, as i have the mental dexterity of a finely honed rubber dildo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# his full name is robert bruce banner, he revealed it in a fantastic four comic
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# IT'S DAVID!!!!

bruce
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:52, archived)
# That's probably only if the image includes geotagging data.
It's possible that the higher resolution versions of the stock images contain that.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Nah I doubt that
I contacted the agency and their answer on my question about location was "probably Hamburg" but they didn't have any further details on location (even approximate) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# The photographer should remember though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I tried that approach but all comms go through the management team
The chap is 75 years old though, and the photo looks like it's at least 10 years old - can't see him remembering when or where he took a photo of a smug man with big gums and a croissant, when he's previously taken photos of Salvador Dali :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The photo's age
explains why he's still so smug when he's got such a crappy laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Hey, he's gone retro and turning into a smug hipster!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Pah
I access the internet using my manual typewriter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I'd certainly remember that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:52, archived)
# :) And now I have a mission for when I'm in germany
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:26, archived)
# fuck, i'll have to try and beat you to it
it's like scott and amundsen all over again
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# without the freezing to death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# No lets keep the threat of death
it adds to the tension
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:35, archived)
# there's always a threat of death
we're all going to die sooner or later and very few of us know when
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I have a pretty good idea how I'll die
drowning in a sewer somewhere chocking on a turd
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# If you play your cards right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i know how i want to die
either of an explosive orgasm or being taken down by a swat team in a hail of bullets, whilst i laugh maniacally on a rooftop after going utterly tonto with a minigun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# good point
amundsen didn't freeze to death though, which in this loose analogy gives me a distinct advantage
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# true
he got to say how valiant scott was in public, then laugh his non-frozen bollocks off behind closed doors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# my speech on returning home
"paul_p was a damned good man with a sewer and a camera. hamburg proved too much for him but he died a hero, a man i'm proud to have ever had the chance to compete against. god bless."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# he'd kick your arse in paris
that place is one big sewer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:47, archived)
# :) Paris Catacombs
Don't challenge me underground
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:50, archived)
# only the french could make a tourist attraction out of avenues of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55, archived)
# no shit in the catas
only human bones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# now i wouldn't mind seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:59, archived)
# very true
i'll stick to the germanic countries where people know how to clean the streets
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# my dad loves germany
when he got home from there, he was forever going on about how lovely and clean it was. then again, he was near the black forest.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:57, archived)
# i lived in heidelberg for years
it's certainly very clean, if you ignore the rats in bismarckplatz
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:58, archived)
# dad was in winterberg
although he did visit heidelberg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:01, archived)
# It's a very nice part of the world
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# he was only there for 9 months in the 80's
doing the whole auf wiedersehn pet thing. i think they were working on thatched cottages. he brought me home a lovely pair of white leather snow white and the seven dwarfs clogs, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
I think that's when things will get *too* weird around here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I've just been skimming central Hamburg with Google Maps
on satellite view...lots of similar-looking looking junctions, but nothing so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, archived)
# I've taken the simpler course of emailing the photos to some friends who were born and raised in Hamburg
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Good plan!
I spent a couple of days in Hamburg the other year, but there's nothing in the photos that I'd remember, even if it it somewhere I passed by.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Just to think
Somewhere in Hamburg there is a balcony where right now someone could be innocently sipping tea
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I bet they've put lemon in it and are looking seriously smug, too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Actually they're probably sucking on a latte
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# smug cunts
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# they only realised it was him
when the smugdar exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Orange gold! Texas Tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:22, archived)
# yeeehahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# God daaamn you, JR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:27, archived)
# *shoulderpads*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:30, archived)
# There will be smug.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:08, archived)
# you!
was it you who won the mystery bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# What mystery bottle? :)
P.S. you too!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:14, archived)
# that stuff was vile
it was like toilet duck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Glad I missed it, then :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# i didn't, i got it right in the magners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# nope
i was pissed, i mixed it with a pint of magners to make it drinkable, which explains why i was singing abba outside the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Now *that* I would have liked to see :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
# me too
i don't remember doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:41, archived)
# one of the keywords is children's hands
my child doesn't have hands like that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, archived)
# are you sure
best check
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:24, archived)
# You never had hands like that?
I think I lost mine during puberty, about 13 years old.

Must be a Manchester thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
# yeah lost mine about the same time
and I'm also a manchester lad
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44, archived)
# He was certainly front of the queue when they were handing out gums
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38, archived)