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# God's attic.
He goes up there at weekends and invents weird shit and hurls it at the world. It usually lands in Australia.

If He were real, which obviously He's not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Australia contains such an unusual array of plants and animals.
I think it's about 70% of the world's marsupials live in Australia; I'd love to visit one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10783835
(Mu2, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Oh shit, I just gave away that I am actually myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Whose comedy account
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:00, archived)
# *stays quiet*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I want pizza now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Animals with extra holes?
I should think you do
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# platypuses especially.
first European explores actually thought they were a prank. they break every rule in the zoological book.


(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# No, he won't want to do a platypus, too much venom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)