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# God's attic.
He goes up there at weekends and invents weird shit and hurls it at the world. It usually lands in Australia.

If He were real, which obviously He's not.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Australia contains such an unusual array of plants and animals.
I think it's about 70% of the world's marsupials live in Australia; I'd love to visit one day.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)
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(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Oh shit, I just gave away that I am actually myself.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Whose comedy account
etc.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:00, archived)
# *stays quiet*
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:53, archived)
# I want pizza now.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Animals with extra holes?
I should think you do
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
# platypuses especially.
first European explores actually thought they were a prank. they break every rule in the zoological book.


(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:56, archived)
# No, he won't want to do a platypus, too much venom.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:58, archived)