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# by all means
in fact, you could just post an actual shit
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:51, archived)
# An actual shit would be met with widespread disapproval and I'm no rebel.
I'll post a picture of a shit drawing which I drew with my actual own hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 2:59, archived)
# :) this is clearly not shit and therefore i shall have to smear my screen to compensate. also, behold david lee sloth:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:01, archived)
# I'm unsure what is going on in the area of this wondrous creature's anus.
Is that an emergent stool?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:10, archived)
# i hadn't actually noticed it
but i like to think that he's unleashing another hard rock masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:11, archived)
# After the demise of Van Halen he is preparing a hate list with a broad-nibbed pencil of his own faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:19, archived)
# That sentence is a work of art.
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# Also this
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# Is that a Strohl?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:36, archived)
# ooh that's nice
reminds me of dark city for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:37, archived)
# Nice one mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Until I filenamed I thought this was a real object like a Faberge electro-mechanical chronograph
with a lit-up valve and a lot of anodised aluminium.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 12:34, archived)
# KILL IT WITH GUNSHOT EFFECTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:33, archived)
#
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# NUKE IT FROM FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:44, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKIE MOUTH
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:01, archived)
# That should fit without too much long-term damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:31, archived)
# perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Tintin and The Prolapse of Obelix
featuring A Huge Red Sock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:57, archived)
# ahahaha
right, bed now. night all...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:58, archived)
#
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# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:47, archived)
# I think he was in Limp Bizkit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 4:17, archived)
# TOOT TOOT TU TU
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# ha
great floaty action
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 5:20, archived)
# Hahaha
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# HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:45, archived)
# If there's no price tag on it, you can have it for free
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# there's this bloke in my street called Lenny, he knocks my door every week or so and gives me things.
These things include small amounts of herbal cannabis, tablets of Valium & Ecstasy, an iPod mini and a Braun PocketGo shaver.
I've never given him anything, I once spent 20 minutes removing awkward evidence from his step-mother's laptop.

I don't know why he does it, are you like him?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I don't know.
I haven't got much in the way of material possessions to give away to be honest, and definitely no drugs right now.
Also: I'm not sure whether Lenny is generous or insane.
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