Ceiling cat is watching everyone within a twenty mile radius masturbateJust before I left work today, a colleague was talking about how she'd like a male colleague of ours to come on her face. I'm not normally bothered by that sort of thing, but I feel really disgusted. It was really unpleasant. I think it's because she has yukky table manners, and that's all I can think about when I imagine her doing anything.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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People's standards of behaviour very much depend on context.For all you know she might be very refined and civilised when having her face spunked on. Perhaps she uses a napkin, and cutlery.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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I dunno, I once saw her eat a pot of yoghurt with her fingers because she couldn't be bothered to get a spoonI think the imagery is just all merging in my head
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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To be fair, she only used the finger for the last little bitMost of it she sucked out through a hole she made in the lid. Which took me aback. I mean, is it as disgusting as talking with your mouth full? No, but it's certainly more weird.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:53,
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I understand face-spunking in a porn contextbut not in a real-life context. That is, like a lot of stuff in porn, it seems more fun to watch than to do.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:38,
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indeed, having someone come on your face while the other diners are enjoying some particularly runny brie and port just isn't proper etiquette Indeed it could put a chap off his particularly mustard smeared rich spicy pork sausage.
And then she'd probably just reach straight for the napkins without even asking first.
I concur with your assessment, it's just not right, I don't know what the lady was doing at finishing school but clearly it necessitated the use of a snorkel.
(And then she'd probably just reach straight for the napkins without even asking first.
I concur with your assessment, it's just not right, I don't know what the lady was doing at finishing school but clearly it necessitated the use of a snorkel.
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Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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my level of disgust would have to be based on how hot she was and what kind of mental picture could be formedhowever, from your current description she sounds like a right slag.
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