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# You could write a short story based on this picture.
There's a lot to interest the eye and mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:23, archived)
# 'the day i was gay raped in the park'
Christmas was rapidly approaching, and on my way home from work one day...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:28, archived)
# That would work, but I was more inclined towards a ghost story for Christmas.
*bums anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:29, archived)
# She never forgave me, but he had been my friend too.
What he had done was unconscionable. Now the grave matched the headstone.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:34, archived)
# too long I had been in the city
alone and penniless, I missed the hearty laughter of the homestead, the closeness of family around the samovar. She had been dead these past two years. Yet I still could not bring myself to take the news home.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# My nose now bleeding profusely was free of pain thanks to the frigid cold.
I only asked him for directions to the local disco.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# The clothes that had once seemed of the city now flitted in scraps about my tattered pursuer.
It was closer, too. As close as it had been in the fitful dreams that had haunted my waking hours. But this time there was to be no daylight reprieve..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Looks like it should have this playing in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpDFXy_s0w

Or

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd-RPrpY1j0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:37, archived)
# I'm going with this. (great Smiths song BTW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-MT5zeY6CU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:49, archived)
# or
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw-ArzPl0bg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# This works wonderfully.
And that other link down there?

We're... not even bringing that up. *grits teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:59, archived)
# ahahaa
the youtube link is real though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:01, archived)
# *checks* ha ha ha! Been ages since I've heard this!
I was trying to keep it that way, but oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Ahh, love this. Reminds me of Resident Evil.
Oh, and this too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxsh6GuuYns&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:54, archived)
# or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 22:57, archived)
# I love ZyhrYis509A
best of all youtubecodes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:13, archived)
# "Jesus christ."
He thought as the cold intentionally fingered its way into his skin with heinous tentacles.

"My DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD"

This was the third day of Wilhelm's priapism.

"Jesus, I'm starting to hallucinate, I can't evend stand up straight"

Breathless, he lent against a bare tree, frigid in the endless chill.

"My DICK is fucking harder than this tree"

feel free to continue this epic tale
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:05, archived)
# it was one of those days
when i didn't know if i was coming or going
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 23:23, archived)