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# they had them when I was last in the dam
that was years ago, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I ended up having to sit on them backwards and aim straight down the hole,
because the flush was never strong enough to shift my logs off the platform.

Exasperating. No wonder Europe is on it's knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
# fucking hell! well, at least you could skin up on the cistern :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
# {:-)
"Everywhere men are in chains, smash the cistern"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Oh right... so the inspection platform is for you to inspect your doings?
I thought you meant an overhead platform for others to inspect YOU. Or is that just Soviet Russia?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# It's like a little shelf built into the porcelain.
When I was a student, my diet was lacking in fibre, so my sturdy British turds used to push me off the seat. A most uncomfortable circumstance, hence the need to aim straight down the hole.

e.g. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#Washout_toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Ah yes, I think I *have* used one of those
I don't like the look of those Anglo-Indian ones. I'm not against the idea of squatting, it's just that I can't even look at a picture of one without getting an urge to go and wash my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# "Hansh, Hansh! You must come and shee thish".
"Und bring your calipersh".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Yep, in the Netherlands I found it was about 50:50
normal bogs vs. the shit-shelf.

I saw an Italian workplace that had three cubicles - two normal bogs and a hole-in-the-floor type. Though I understand that may be the fashion for certain strict orthodox religious types that forego bare arse/seat contact. Probably some ancient warning about dead legs or bog-skiving that now requires your whole family to be put to death.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)