Can't they put that camera on a fucking table or something?!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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I know, I tried to find a better videobut it was taking too long. The only one that's half decent has about 30 seconds of pointless shite before it starts and is then subtitled in Spanish.
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boris the spider,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:03,
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Fair enoughWorth the linkage anyway :)
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:22,
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I know right?I admit, I'm no Kubrick, but I could think of a more sensible recording technique than this.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:05,
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WELL NEXT TIME I'LL UPLOAD MY OWN FUCKING DVD RIP RATHER THAN RELYING ON RANDOM MORONS ON YOUTUBEJesus. Honestly.
Edit: Wow.
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Well, I'm not gonna "argue," but let me say this:
The Resurrection (where Jesus rose from the dead three days removed from his crucifixion) is just much a concretely proven historical event as the crucifixion itself.
Therefore, Christianity is valid. Period.
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Yes, you've totally convinced me! The Resurrection is just as much a concretely proven historical event as the crucifixion itself! True, I've never seen any evidence that the crucifixion ever occurred, nor that Jesus ever existed - though that one's opening a massive can of worms because people don't seem to like to accept that there's zero evidence for him, absolutely zero - but that doesn't invalidate anything you said!
OK I'm going to shut up about this before I get into an argument with anyone :)
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Well, I'm not gonna "argue," but let me say this:
The Resurrection (where Jesus rose from the dead three days removed from his crucifixion) is just much a concretely proven historical event as the crucifixion itself.
Therefore, Christianity is valid. Period.
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Yes, you've totally convinced me! The Resurrection is just as much a concretely proven historical event as the crucifixion itself! True, I've never seen any evidence that the crucifixion ever occurred, nor that Jesus ever existed - though that one's opening a massive can of worms because people don't seem to like to accept that there's zero evidence for him, absolutely zero - but that doesn't invalidate anything you said!
OK I'm going to shut up about this before I get into an argument with anyone :)
boris the spider,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:06,
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Sorry! Don't hit! D:I know it's not your fault. I went looking for a clip from the Simpsons which was either in German or contained a grand total of about 17 pixels. Was well gutted.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:09,
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Christmas is ruinedThanks to YOU, Boris
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12,
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Christmas is all about Santa Claus!South Park teaches me everything, and one thing it teaches me is that Christmas is about Santa. Even Jesus says so!
( boris the spider,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:13,
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Nuh-uh, Christmas is ruined because of the Grinch. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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