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# I agree with pretty much all of this
Particularly: 'I gave up when I found you just don't get anywhere talking with these idiots.'

Although I quite like it when Jehovah's Witnesses turn up, if I'm in a good mood sometimes I just chat to them, doing my best to keep the conversation light-hearted, which isn't that difficult really.

When some friends and myself read through a bit of Genesis (we wanted to write a parody: The Bad News Bible...probably bindun) we couldn't stop laughing, it just didn't make sense.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Should've carried on into Leviticus and Deuteronomy
Then you, too, could find a law that should still govern every Christian nation: if someone digs a hole and someone else's donkey falls into it, the first man should pay the second for a donkey. Also, don't fuck your mum. Or your sister. Or your cousin. But if your brother dies, God commands you to fuck your sister-in-law. And if someone's raped in a city, kill her, she should have shouted for help.

You might have fun going to the Skeptics Annotated Bible and meandering through the Absurdities section. There's some pretty absurd things in the Bible. One I quite like is somewhere there - a believer can drink poison without being poisoned. Next time someone's really irritating you, challenge them to drink arsenic. The Bible says they'll be fine!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I think I've figured out my next holiday reading material
Cheers :D
(, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)