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# I was going up the wrong escalator, then I fell over
there appears to be an open mine shaft at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:57, archived)
# If you feel you
are at the bottom of a mineshaft, then start looking around for gold. It might be the best thing that ever happend to you. Even if you only find coal, it is worth something and will keep you warm.
/Profound today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# the lack of sunlight and food will quickly cause you to die
/more realistic ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:19, archived)
#
dont burn the coal. you need the oxygen. eat the coal.
(1.618..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Don't eat the coal, it'll just make your poo black
If you sit on it long enough it'll turn into a diamond.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
www.contidiamond.com/
(1.618..., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Grind down the coal and mix with water to make Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:33, archived)