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# it seems to have........wait for it.......SHED SOME WEIGHT!!!!
alright bitches, missed me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ba-dum TISH!
Hey there Smash, where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# killed another hard drive
so i've been childminding and knitting. unfortunately, my family are now calling me jessica fletccher.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# There are worse things to be called...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# i've probably been called them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Ahoy there Smashy!
Do you know last week you managed to top the stats page again for the first time in months?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# bloody hell, did i?
was only here a few days whilst emptying my sister's drinks cabinet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# I know! 2 days worth of messages was enough to keep you there for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
# this place has been deader than an 80's hooker in yorkshire lately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Funny thing is, people are still posting new threads (this compo has been one of the most popular in ages)
but fewer people are commenting. Seen loads of pics go without a single reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# it's sad, really
with any luck, the sheer boredom of olympic dressage will bring the back to the fold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Yeah. Let's just hope we don't get a run of good weather
cos that always makes the place quieter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:22, archived)
# not much chance of that
although the met office says 22 degrees and sunny tomorrow, so i can work on my tan while i recover from the violent hangover i'm sure to have ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:27, archived)
# well, i'm getting dirty looks, so i think it's time to get ready.
see y'all soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Bye - have a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I kept thinking "what kind of sexy reply would Smash make?"
And there'd be silence. Everything is back to normal again. Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# only for the next 20 minutes or so
i'm off for a night out with the lads, so i have to get ready soon. may get back online for a bit tomorrow and i'mm dogsitting for my sister again next week, so i'll be popping in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)