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# keep at it!
i've been playing a while and i can manage c & g too :)
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# "I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger..."
was the first line of George Formby's little known 1924 hit "Eeeeee..by 'eck, y'wanker..."

The chorus ran: "Turned out nice again....E=MC2"
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# I can play C and G and have a blister on my finger
I'm an ugly motherfucker
and a truly awful singer

I ply my trade in blackpool docks
singer for my supper
or sucking sailers cocks

Eee by 'eck you wanker
go and fuck yourself
I'm a cheeky northern bastard
and i live on a small shelf*

*ran out of rhymes there, sorry
and it doesn't scan that well either
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Got the tabs?
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:10, archived)
# he usually hangs around on /links
:D
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# Well remembered, mictoboy!
Brought tears to my eyes...Formby often claimed to run out of rhymes. He has since been exposed as an opium fiend.
I think the song featured in the 1927 black and white talkie "Wahey, Mrs Brown - Time for Frottage" ?

You'll remember the wanking scene.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)