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# Bernard trying to inflate his profits
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] WELL THERE BOTH DEAD NOW SO FUCK EM
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# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:43, archived)
# HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:14, archived)
# Hahaha
makes me laugh every time.
He's going, "wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn, wwwwmmmmmmnnnnn"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:28, archived)
# Crank dat bird
Partridge: "depending on your point of view, he is either responsible for the biggest ornithological genocide of recent times, or he is the greatest farmyard-to-table strategist of the last 100 years"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:46, archived)
# turkey ham
I cannot forgive

turkey ham.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# It's like when they squash vegetable protein into sausages
Veggie-sossies and veggie-burgers... I think there's some kind of denial going on there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:00, archived)
# veggie burgers etc
I said to a female omnivore, "Those meat shaped tofu things are the food equivalent of a dildo" and she replied, "Not really. A dildo can actually provide a limited amount of satisfaction."
(cox2inhibitor, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Burgers and sausages are mashed and shaped protein
not sure how the source of the protein constitutes any sort of denial...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 6:11, archived)
# Apparently, the idea was put forward of genetically modified turkey, with a third leg up front to allow a bigger breast.
If this is indeed true (or possible), it's truly monstrous and I won't stand for it.

How else am I going to get rid of all these tiny zimmer frames?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# This makes me think of a yellow turkey with "Trotters Independent Traders" written on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:25, archived)
# This reminds me. Accidentally killed a sparrow today :(
/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# This kind of behaviour
lead to the "incident";

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)