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[challenge entry] You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
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From the Fictional Tourist Brochures challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Courtesy lighter fluid?
Nicely :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 12:41, archived)
# There must and shall be aspirin!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 12:53, archived)
# On arrival at the train station, we were greeted by a gentleman taxi driver who invited us to
"Get in the back of the van!"

Have a pea.

(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:30, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 15:59, archived)
# That's a beauty.
I went to a screening at Cardiff Odeon in 1997ish, the dopesmoke was so thick we could barely see the screen.
Everybody seemed to know every single word and felt the need to speak the script so that the soundtrack was next to inaudible.
Couldn't see the screen, couldn't hear the soundtrack yet it was the best screening I've ever been to.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I wouldn't go again...
Too much oomska.

Travel tip: Drop a couple of Embalmers around 7pm and take your own chicken.

*clickety-clunk*
(, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:56, archived)