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# he might have a great personality!
(, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Even better, he might be rich!
(, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:41, archived)
# not sure where he is hiding his wallet then!
(, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:42, archived)
# He's some kind of mutant
His tongue is an American Express card
(, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# haha that'll do nicely :D
not sure i'd want him to swipe it..
(, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
# the same place all good drug smugglers do
(, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:54, archived)
# On a silver tray, balanced on the head of a naked dwarf who dutifully trots around after him?
(, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
In someone elses' arse.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Stuck with Velcro on his hairy simian back.
(, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:19, archived)