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[challenge entry] hyperrealism



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(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:16, archived)
# sunshine elephant would
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:20, archived)
# is that an outie?
Eww!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:26, archived)
# you forgot something :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:30, archived)
# I bet he's hideous under there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:32, archived)
# he might have a great personality!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Even better, he might be rich!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:41, archived)
# not sure where he is hiding his wallet then!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:42, archived)
# He's some kind of mutant
His tongue is an American Express card
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# haha that'll do nicely :D
not sure i'd want him to swipe it..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:53, archived)
# the same place all good drug smugglers do
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:54, archived)
# On a silver tray, balanced on the head of a naked dwarf who dutifully trots around after him?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
In someone elses' arse.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Stuck with Velcro on his hairy simian back.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:19, archived)
# some kind of furry elephant man
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:49, archived)
# It's Michael Stipe
Clothes were his religion
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Doctor Body of this much! :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:38, archived)
# man that's a bad hangover
edit: 2000th post yay
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:50, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Albeit carefully, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:01, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I can't remember what this says
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:30, archived)
# it says
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Resident Japanese mentalist should translate it in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:54, archived)
# This might take a while
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I made it upside down for you so it's easier to translate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Perhaps:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Hahaha! That's lovely.
*waits for jet*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Just passing on a message from over "there"
www.b3ta.com/questions/blazingignorance/post1717385
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Jesus christ
Has Rob just cleared you lot out from some mental clinic or something? How is this actually important to your life?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:15, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:44, archived)
# This is a Ron Muek...
...aicmfp.
I saw this a couple of years back - it's huge (around 2 metres tall).

Don't remember the bag though... :-)
(minimalist ..., Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:31, archived)
# :D
there was a London show earlier this year; just couldn't make it :(
would love to see this up close
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:58, archived)
# For such a big fella'...
...he has a remarkably small winkle.
.
.
.
Which probably explains the bag.
(minimalist ..., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:03, archived)
# it does look like a big one
bag, that is ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:15, archived)
# I googled the original
Oddly, I think the bag makes it more lifelike, like it's a naked bloke with a bag on his head. Without the bag, it doesn't look real.

Another case of uncanny valley.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I was standing right by that thing a couple weeks ago
in DC. It's very lifelike.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:55, archived)
# lucky :D
which other ones were there? this one?

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Just the one
It was here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 1:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:18, archived)
# I AGREE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:25, archived)
# ^
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:41, archived)
# P2 PRESS START
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHA
fuck me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:38, archived)
# THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Twins :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Oh wow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 2 Sep 2012, 10:22, archived)
# lovethis1
Hahaaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:48, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 0:51, archived)
# very good
Ron Mueck is a genius
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 1:04, archived)