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# If you take away the jolly slapstick, its quite a horriffic movie
Nails, hot tar, broken glass, heavy concussions. What if they died from their injuries? Would little Kevin McAllister still be in jail now?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Well that's true of most children's stories.
Roald Dahl's kids' stuff, for example, is full of vicious, corporeal intrigue and violence. The Witches, Twits, Danny Champion Of The World, The BFG - all pretty horrific and grim. Kids love that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Get 'shopping then :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:49, archived)
# WTFAIYPSB?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:50, archived)
# You suggested the idea. What, do you want people to steal it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Well it's more of an observation than an idea, and not by any stretch exclusively mine - as evinced here.
But if it fuels the compo, why not?

I'm a caring, sharing hippy like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Fucking hippy.
Get yer 'air cut!


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:19, archived)
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(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:54, archived)
# also his short stories
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:56, archived)
# That's why Tales Of The Unexpected and Kiss Kiss was quite a natural development of the his work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Bitch was fairly disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Plus, there's that fable about the fox that chicken that boils a fox alive in a couldron (or was it the other way round?)
That scared me when i was a wee bairn.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Exactly - some of them would have done some serious damage.
Are you going the sequel starring Michael Jackson?!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:20, archived)