A bean stuffing prozzy from Morcambe
Had one big tit and a short'un
To make up for the loss
She had a cunt like a horse
And a fart like a 500 Norton
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Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:22,
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Had one big tit and a short'un
To make up for the loss
She had a cunt like a horse
And a fart like a 500 Norton
she must be related to:She was coming 'round the mountain doin' 90,
When the chain on her motorcycle broke,
She was found lying in the grass,
With a muffler up her ass,
and her titties playing 'dixie' on the spokes
(When the chain on her motorcycle broke,
She was found lying in the grass,
With a muffler up her ass,
and her titties playing 'dixie' on the spokes
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:25,
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You must have a weird accentin which ninety rhymes with broke
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:29,
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i have no tongue you insensitive slob :) i had to cut it off to express loyalty to the Yakuza
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:33,
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