Actually, no I wouldn't. Their cans would still be 90% water
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Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:12,
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They are delicious but my goodness by duvet is floating.
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Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:13,
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Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:16,
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A bean stuffing prozzy from Morcambe
Had one big tit and a short'un
To make up for the loss
She had a cunt like a horse
And a fart like a 500 Norton
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Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:22,
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Had one big tit and a short'un
To make up for the loss
She had a cunt like a horse
And a fart like a 500 Norton
She was coming 'round the mountain doin' 90,
When the chain on her motorcycle broke,
She was found lying in the grass,
With a muffler up her ass,
and her titties playing 'dixie' on the spokes
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Fri 7 Sep 2012, 21:25,
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When the chain on her motorcycle broke,
She was found lying in the grass,
With a muffler up her ass,
and her titties playing 'dixie' on the spokes
