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# I thought I'd broken it
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahaha!!!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I was a late starter. There was so fucking much of it!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# MUM!!!!! I'VE BROKE ME COCK!
Bwahahahhahhahhahhaha!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# And you thought you were an android, bleeding vital blood all over your bedsheets?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I knew something was meant to come out
but I was expecting about a teaspoon's worth, not the half litre or so that did.

Those were the days, being able to hit the ceiling with it!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# haha
yeah
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ceiling cat doesn't remember them so fondly.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Haha, ceiling cat is covered in man-juice
(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)