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# hello

bit biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Bash is my stop
But there are 2 of them next to each other. I'm confused...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:03, archived)
# There's quite a lot of Pricks and Wankers on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:05, archived)
# We're all wankers
I mean who hasnt EVER wanked?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Fuck off, he well had his disciples finger his holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# He was so pent up, he had wood every morning
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Didn't he chuck his muck at the market traiders in the temple or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# haha
4 fingers til they touched his spine, i tell thee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Who remembers their first wank?
Eh? Come on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# QOTW --->
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:17, archived)
# WOTW
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:19, archived)
# It was probably 47, 48 years ago.
I can't even remember where I put my bus pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I thought I'd broken it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I was a late starter. There was so fucking much of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# MUM!!!!! I'VE BROKE ME COCK!
Bwahahahhahhahhahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# And you thought you were an android, bleeding vital blood all over your bedsheets?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I knew something was meant to come out
but I was expecting about a teaspoon's worth, not the half litre or so that did.

Those were the days, being able to hit the ceiling with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28, archived)
# haha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ceiling cat doesn't remember them so fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Haha, ceiling cat is covered in man-juice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I do
I was actually quite distraught and shocked. I enjoyed fiddling with my knob, but one time i overdid it and made a spunky mess. I thought 'arghhh - i could be a dad! Im old enough to father a child!' and got upset.

This was last month.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:) Mine was after some rather embarrassing 'wet dreams'
I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.

Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.

The big day came...

...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.

At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).


Oh how I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# For fucks sake, "First wanks" is going to end up the next qotw isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Every other QOTW ends up as it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha - same here! It was like a flipping Atom Bomb going off!
funnily, i remember i had Ox Tales on TV in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.

Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I had last night's early evening news on...
...err..hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I feel like we know each other much more now
*offers spunky hand for a handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)
#
I was watching the friday night project.
(1.618..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins?
he'll want to see your internet history
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35, archived)
#
(1.618..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10853820
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ARGH - he can see all my dirty sins!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Wanker
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# alright taters
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Terrible bullying of THE LOVELY taters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# You're not doing /talk right :'(
stuj in a prick/wanker thread?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:12, archived)
# It all merges into one big mess after 8 years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Tell it to the judge, Glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Bored of that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Juan Ceur
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# So I was on my way in to the office this morning when I noticed a five car pile up, there were bodies everywhere.
I didn't stop to help because the police were already on scene but I did pause just to fantasise about fucking one of the dead women, when was the last time you stuck your willy in a trifle? You can't say 14.

pricks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# This is what Chunder needs to write instead of swearbots, an automated Gilgamesh.
He'd render the whole thing obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Don't we already have at least one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I'm just saying we could automate /talk completely and be done with the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I might put this on the bugs and feature requests thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# love it
very Great Bear

TJ: a big thanks to all the lovely people in The B3ta Clique Facebook group who helped me out enormously with some technical problems I was having. - You guys are the greatest!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Blimey!
That must have took a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I went to the london transport museum last week
They had a bit about the design evolution of the tube map, and they had this one, as well as one with comedy folks' names on it.

Bit daft really. Replacing one bit of text with another one isnt really 'art'.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# is that the one in the corner of Covent Garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Aye
Pretty big, considering its tucked away in the middle of all that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# and right on cue...
today's news...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/09/26/london-underground-vintage-tube-posters-from-1913--1955-christies-_n_1915479.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# The QOTW line needs to stop by at Honda Accord, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:07, archived)
# You would certainly think so, I grant you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# And links needs a Bacon stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Fear not.
All trains have a buffet car selling boozes, pies, cakes, lard and bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Awwww, no tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# And tea coffee etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:20, archived)
# and Jaffa biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Eccelente, you are spoiling us ambassador.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# soz, no french shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Epic and most WOO sir!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
# MIND THE PISS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Oh now that should have gone on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Thames should be yellow ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18, archived)
# But the Thames is the sewer.
If it were yellow it would clash with /talk.
Actually you have a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21, archived)
# /Talk should be south of the river
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:26, archived)
# saaaf of the river?
at this time of night? Have to charge dubble mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:29, archived)
# No magenta line?
Otherwise, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Unpossible I'm afraid.
They would all have to be magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Woah!
Great effort Captn. Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Thanks.
Might have my afternoon nap now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Go on
You look tired
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I've heard horrible ghost stories about the Flounce Station
People get off but nobody ever gets on.

...except this strange little Japanese girl with a slight cut on her finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah but she just changes train
and comes back on the circle line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:05, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# very good
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# epic stuff
and great thread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Well, that's a bit good
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Top work right there
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# *claps* BRAVO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:09, archived)
# back to the future!
from back in 2003!
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha!
that about covers it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I am a pure heavy lurker
love the lurk so I do
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 22:37, archived)