I doI was actually quite distraught and shocked. I enjoyed fiddling with my knob, but one time i overdid it and made a spunky mess. I thought 'arghhh - i could be a dad! Im old enough to father a child!' and got upset.
This was last month.
(This was last month.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23,
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Hahahahahahaha:) Mine was after some rather embarrassing 'wet dreams'
I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.
Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.
The big day came...
...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.
At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).
Oh how I laughed
(I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.
Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.
The big day came...
...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.
At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).
Oh how I laughed
Ninj,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31,
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For fucks sake, "First wanks" is going to end up the next qotw isn't it?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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Every other QOTW ends up as it
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36,
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hahaha - same here! It was like a flipping Atom Bomb going off!funnily, i remember i had Ox Tales on TV in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.
Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.
Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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I had last night's early evening news on......err..hang on...
( Ninj,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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I feel like we know each other much more now*offers spunky hand for a handshake*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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