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# I do
I was actually quite distraught and shocked. I enjoyed fiddling with my knob, but one time i overdid it and made a spunky mess. I thought 'arghhh - i could be a dad! Im old enough to father a child!' and got upset.

This was last month.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:) Mine was after some rather embarrassing 'wet dreams'
I was 'told' how to do the 'dirty deed'.

Now, I assumed it just 'oozed' out as that is how it felt in the dreams.

The big day came...

...there I sat in the toilet, door obviously locked
and sat there, shall we say 'performing the necessary motions?'
looking down at my teenage-hood.

At this point I discovered what 'ejaculation' REALLY meant
(pre-Google of course).


Oh how I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31, archived)
# For fucks sake, "First wanks" is going to end up the next qotw isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Every other QOTW ends up as it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha - same here! It was like a flipping Atom Bomb going off!
funnily, i remember i had Ox Tales on TV in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqTA1KvmBk
No, i am not a furry.

Ah, those were the days - when you could have a massive wank from memory without the aid of total immersion full screen HD porn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I had last night's early evening news on...
...err..hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I feel like we know each other much more now
*offers spunky hand for a handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52, archived)
# :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:02, archived)