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[challenge entry] Say 'would' and get it over with.

The Rules:
1. Problems will be discussed, but not solved. Attempting to solve a problem is insensitive.
2. There is no agenda.
3. Consequently, there is no way to tell if the Talk is 'over'. It's never over; it merely takes a hiatus.
4. Attempting to leave, or even wanting to leave, is proof of not caring, which is worse than murdering someone with an axe.
5. Even if you don't know what the problem is, it's your fault.
6. 'Our problems' are her problems. You have no problems, because you are a man and therefore have no feelings.

I hope you find this helpful.

From the Torture Devices challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Like all men I just switch off and nod at what appear to be the correct moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
the art is to pick out the very important piece of information in amongst all the irrelevant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Heh, as a strategy it falls down if she asks you a direct question.
But you can stop paying attention again during the shouty bit that follows, so as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# this is true
I've managed to develop some kind of passive recording ability so that if I am asked a question I can rewind the last 30 secs or so in my head and replay it quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# i have to concentrate hard on not laughing.
and not looking at her boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# you're a male joe brand
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:01, archived)
# A handbag?!
www.joebrand.com
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:03, archived)
# i'll buy one for every b3tan
we need them a lot recently
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
# it really upset me when you said...
I am a man and therefore have no feeling... I'm going to stay with my mother for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# You're not really upset
because you are a man and have no feelings, QED. You manipulative bastard.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# well if you're going to use flawless logic as an argument
how can I win?

God did it and ran away....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Maybe you just all have really shitty relationships and need to get divorced?
(I helped save b3ta! Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# "You don't know what I want.
I'm not going to tell you what I want, because then it won't be spontaneous."
My brain hurts.
(Tont, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 21:53, archived)
# sounds like
it's time to move on.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 3:30, archived)