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# :D
I sometimes wish my boyfriend's penis was made of chocolate. He'd be much more likely to get a bj, but then it would probably be all melty and nibbled afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# so the difference
would solely be the chocolate taste then? ;)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:19, archived)
# If it were any bigger I'd get fat
That stuff is over 500kcals per 100g, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Are we talking about chocolate?
Or spooge?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Hehe
Spooge ought to be made of ginger beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Well, whaddya know?
www.collegebarscene.com/drink/Creme-de-Spooge/88
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# How is that a cocktail?
With no alcomohol?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Proper ginger beer is boozy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Pity I detest cream soda. That would have been my next party cocktail. Maybe I can sub lemonade?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Or cava.
At a family get-together we decided Tequila slammers with lemonade were too tame and used cava instead.
We haven't done it again.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Your family sound fun
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# The last thing I remember of that night,
we were all at the dining table, standing on our chairs pointing and shouting at each other in 'gangsta' accents.
We're a bit like the Waltons.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I mixed gin and champagne on Tuesday
I took Wednesday off work
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I like the sound of that, I luuurve gin. I particularly like asking for gin when I've already drunk lots of gin. Gin.
Although I'd probably go for cava rather than champagne unless it was a particularly fine bottle of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Perhaps you're a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:33, archived)
# A big, fat, chocolate-obsessed lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Not like the 'proper' ones off of the internet
Oh no.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# The bored ones that listlessly fellate strap-ons?
They're a rum bunch, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I could be a lesbian.
But I'm still too curious about penises to try muff.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I'll also have you know I'm only 20% fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:44, archived)
# I hope your boyfriend doesn't know your user name here :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I dunno.....
Id love to find MY missus doing THAT
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:46, archived)
#
Don't call her "THAT", her name's Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:48, archived)
# 0_o
I can't help it if I'm too hot for courtesies.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# doing what?
complaining that your cock isn't made of chocolate, or considering the possibility she might be a lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:48, archived)
#
little from column A
Little from column B
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Ha
It's okay, we talk about these things anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)