...is getting out of hand. Here's a sneak preview of Monday's Super Soaraway Sun front page:

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Sat 3 Nov 2012, 17:59,
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...or I may be Flange Bibbendum. Who knows? WoohOOOHHHooohhhhOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
Er, actually yeah, I am @kaiserofcrisps on the Twitter.
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Sat 3 Nov 2012, 20:42,
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Er, actually yeah, I am @kaiserofcrisps on the Twitter.
Wooaah Bodyform, bodyform for yooooou*.... and you and you bah dah da da**
*To the Bodyform theme
**To Jim'L Fix It theme
Somebody do something with this I'm too drunk
I'm absolutely positive I wasn't sober at the time.
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Sat 3 Nov 2012, 19:15,
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