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# In the novel
Dracula's a beardy weirdy with dirty fingernails. Exactly like Robert Pattinson.

Has anyone read the novel? I'm not being daft - it's just nobody ever says 'yes' when I ask. It's only short and really rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# "I promise you that it's short and really good"
I wonder how successful that line is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:04, archived)
# HaHa!!!! Never worked for me!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Aye, and he had a moustache, not a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Initially,
But as he becomes more youthful when he arrives in England I'm sure his face fungus grows...
www.literature.org/authors/stoker-bram/dracula/
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Yes, but I thought it was a bit poo
Started well and went downhill
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:32, archived)